It’s Friday AND 420. In A College Town. And I Work At Subway. 11-2. Lunch Rush. Someone Please Fucking Kill Me.







YEEEEEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
I make it sound like some HUGE accomplishment that I’m graduating, or like I was going to fail this class, but it was a class I needed for my major and I needed at least a C-. Pulled a C BITCHES! Hell yeah. Still a little disappointing, as I’ve never gotten less than a B in my biology classes…
OH WELL! DONE!
Peace out, UNI. It’s been real.

And with the minimum grade required for graduation!

Goin’ out tomorrow night. Bitchessssss!

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Late Links:
Toronto Twofer: Slutivists marching in first annual SlutWalk; Mayor Rob Ford temporarily embarrassed by nearly nude photo illustrations.
Bikini Thursday: Courteney Cox.
Cleavage Thursday: Christina Hendricks, Victoria’s Secret Angels.
Pretty In Print: Jessica-Jane Clement in Nuts.
Even more Shay Maria sans Photoshop.
Get To Know A Hottie: Taylor Makakoa.
International Beauty of the Day: Carol Dias.
Dlisted: Katie Holmes Can’t Say “Penis.”
FilmDrunk: Hear Kim Cattrall talk like a salty old newspaper man.
Copyranter: The fellatingest fitness club ad you will see today, guaranteed.
Nerve: Talking to Strangers: Washington, D.C.
Holy Taco: Drugs in your Butt? Old School. Drugs in Coloring Book? New Hotness.
Late List: The 6 Most Absurd Safe-Sex Ad Campaigns.
[photo: reddit.]
Need I count the reasons why I love Target? This is great.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liyhylUUQT1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
Late Links:
- Toronto Twofer: Slutivists marching in first annual SlutWalk; Mayor Rob Ford temporarily embarrassed by nearly nude photo illustrations.
- Bikini Thursday: Courteney Cox.
- Cleavage Thursday: Christina Hendricks, Victoria’s Secret Angels.
- Pretty In Print: Jessica-Jane Clement in Nuts.
- Even more Shay Maria sans Photoshop.
- Get To Know A Hottie: Taylor Makakoa.
- International Beauty of the Day: Carol Dias.
- Dlisted: Katie Holmes Can’t Say “Penis.”
- FilmDrunk: Hear Kim Cattrall talk like a salty old newspaper man.
- Copyranter: The fellatingest fitness club ad you will see today, guaranteed.
- Nerve: Talking to Strangers: Washington, D.C.
- Holy Taco: Drugs in your Butt? Old School. Drugs in Coloring Book? New Hotness.
- Late List: The 6 Most Absurd Safe-Sex Ad Campaigns.
[photo: reddit.]
Need I count the reasons why I love Target? This is great.