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It’s Friday AND 420. In A College Town. And I Work At Subway. 11-2. Lunch Rush. Someone Please Fucking Kill Me.

This should just be renamed “Shit COLLEGE Girls Say”.

So glad I’m away from that shit now.

Passed The Class I Needed To With Half A Grade Higher Than I Needed To.

YEEEEEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

I make it sound like some HUGE accomplishment that I’m graduating, or like I was going to fail this class, but it was a class I needed for my major and I needed at least a C-.  Pulled a C BITCHES!   Hell yeah.  Still a little disappointing, as I’ve never gotten less than a B in my biology classes…

OH WELL! DONE!

Peace out, UNI.  It’s been real.

That Wonderful Feeling When You Figure Out That As Long As You Don’t FAIL Your Final Exams, You’ll Pass The Class…

And with the minimum grade required for graduation!

Goin’ out tomorrow night.  Bitchessssss!

thedailywhat:

Late Links:
Toronto Twofer: Slutivists marching in first annual SlutWalk; Mayor Rob Ford temporarily embarrassed by nearly nude photo illustrations.
Bikini Thursday: Courteney Cox.
Cleavage Thursday: Christina Hendricks, Victoria’s Secret Angels.
Pretty In Print: Jessica-Jane Clement in Nuts.
Even more Shay Maria sans Photoshop.
Get To Know A Hottie: Taylor Makakoa.
International Beauty of the Day: Carol Dias.
Dlisted: Katie Holmes Can’t Say “Penis.”
FilmDrunk: Hear Kim Cattrall talk like a salty old newspaper man.
Copyranter: The fellatingest fitness club ad you will see today, guaranteed.
Nerve: Talking to Strangers: Washington, D.C.
Holy Taco: Drugs in your Butt? Old School. Drugs in Coloring Book? New Hotness.
Late List: The 6 Most Absurd Safe-Sex Ad Campaigns.
[photo: reddit.]


Need I count the reasons why I love Target?  This is great.

thedailywhat:

Late Links:

  • Pretty In Print: Jessica-Jane Clement in Nuts.
  • Holy Taco: Drugs in your Butt? Old School. Drugs in Coloring Book? New Hotness.

[photo: reddit.]

Need I count the reasons why I love Target?  This is great.