satanisticunt:

this makes me happy.

WHEN DID MILEY GET HOT?!

fuckyeahashes:

let us all take a moment to appreciate how horrifying this is

This shit scared the HELL out of me when I was little.

adthenewt:

superciliousassbutt:

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

superciliousassbutt:

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

detectiveincamelot:

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

morgrana:

but what do americans call biscuits

Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits. 

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?!

They are American biscuits. 

…That is not a biscuit. 

These. These are biscuits. 

Those are cookies. 

These are cookies:

Everything else is a biscuit. 

THOSE AMERICAN BISCUITS ARE SCONES 

KRISTY, REMEMBER THIS CONVERSATION?!

Also, scones are still different.

ifuckingmissthis.

ramennoodlecats:

whatshouldwecallgradschool:

You don’t even know…

This will be me when I get to RAD.

thetortilla:

the-soapbox:

idoitforthelesbianz:

oh

I want a maid like (young) Moira someday.

Yes, Ashley?

No. You’ll leave me. 

idoitforthelesbianz:

oh

I want a maid like (young) Moira someday.

Yes, Ashley?

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

discovers:

awww

Currently relevant.

Sorry for spamming you, babies.

mytardisiscalledsexy:

I have a burning desire to know what breed of cat this is…

Exotic shorthair

m4gically:

“The Daleks have failed! Why don’t you finish the job and make the Daleks extinct, rid the universe of your filth, why don’t you just DIE!”

“You would make a good Dalek.”

#they don’t write them like this anymore

Yet another reason I no longer watch.

Get on (and in) me right now.